Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Reblog if Kurt shouldn’t go back to Blaine in season 6 and should stay where he’s actually happy and getting his dreams and maybe reconnect with Adam.

Chris Colfer and Will Sherrod at Celebration Theatre’s Vibrant Voice Awards, April 26, 2014 [x]

Chris Colfer and Will Sherrod at Celebration Theatre’s Vibrant Voice Awards, April 26, 2014 [x]

unchangeablexangel:





bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

"The Maze Runner" Press Conference - 8/23

Twitter is such a very delicate device. You really have to watch everything that you say, and everything you say or everything you respond to can be taken out of context in any way or form. Every time I post a Tweet I have to read it four or five times with different points of view so it isn’t offensive or there isn’t anything suggestive or any kind of innuendo that I didn’t intend for. [To talk to fans] I really just look for the kids, I’m assuming they’re kids, who just want to know a question. They aren’t trying to make a joke out of anything or aren’t out for anything, they just really want to know what’s my favorite food or favorite movie. The more random the question the better for me. Recently I haven’t been on it, though. With the good comes the bad, and sometimes you get tired of reading all the insults people send you.
Chris Colfer (via technikolorillusions)

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We had the opportunity to interview Chris Colfer via e-mail.

Chris Colfer is a #1 New York Times bestselling author and a Golden Globe-winning actor. He plays Kurt Hummel on Glee. He was honored as a member of the TIME 100, Time magazine’s annual list of the one hundred most influential people in the world, and his books include Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal, The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell, The Land of Stories: The Enchantress Returns, and The Land of Stories: A Grimm Warning.

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A person’s tongue can give you the taste of his heart.
Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyyah (via psych-facts)

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

korasami:

Chris Colfer is a gem to humanity